The ugly sweater party was like National Lampoon's Christmas New England-Style. The sweaters ranged from what?! to incredibly funny. One man sewed on furry green sleeves and hung a hefty wicker wreath on the back with a blinking snowman. The front was adorned with neon puff paint pumpkins, stick figures and hearts. Another man wore a cable-knit cardigan with nothing underneath - it barely fit and kept rising above his waist. The others ranged from 90's pastel flower horror, to 70's avocado polka dotted wonder.